Alcoholism. The current in thing.

San Francisco mayor plans counseling

I'm not picking on actual people who have problems with alcohol. I'm deriding the fact that any time a "celebrity" gets in trouble these days, right away they check into rehab. Mark Foley, not an alcoholic, Isaiah Washington, not an alcoholic. Rehab does not exist to shelter you from the messes you make of your career. Rehab exists to help you battle your addictions.