Scene opens: Your faithful blogger has pulled into a parking spot and is walking towards the grocery store.
There are about 4 open spots in the row before the store.
A car pulls up alongside our blogger and the driver rolls down the window.
Driver: Hey fatty! (I assume talking to me) You took my parking spot!
Now, note, when I pulled in, there was no one waiting anywhere for a spot. And there were tons of spots in the row.
Driver: Yeah, I saw that spot from 2 rows over and I wanted it.
Driver: How dare you take the spot I want?
Me: (sprinting for the door to the store)
I wish I was joking.